General Fury Reflects

I think I’m going to retire the colorful and splenetic character “Gen. Fury.” Don’t worry — He (and I) still hate the fucking guts of every last one of you. We think you’re all VERMIN, and a type of species very different from our own. You know: wildly INFERIOR.  But I may have more fun and interest, commentary-wise, in spending more time and effort posting under my own name and identity.

Part of my intent in starting this charmingly-named blog, and creating this brazenly, hyperbolically, misanthropic character, was to carve out for myself a vast range of freedom of speech. The goal was to be able to say what I wanted, without repercussions from Planet Slimeball (Earth). As always, I sought safety and refuge from the appallingly-evil form of life known as humankind. But my voice is so distinctive that my hopes for long-term anonymity and pseudonymity were always about ZERO. I recognized this from the beginning. So long as I always told the truth as I saw it — an absolute sine qua non — I would forever and ineluctably be giving myself away.

One of my aboriginal ideas here came from the semi-great black conservative/libertarian Thomas Sowell. Recently this Earthly village elder stated: “There are only two ways of telling the complete truth — anonymously and posthumously.” What a shame and horror THAT is! What an indictment of humanity! But also maybe true.

However that may be, I still want to get back to posting under my own name — and to HELL with the personal consequences! The best of the Romans used to say: “Let the truth be told, though the heavens may fall.” Of course, the heavens will NEVER fall. But evil people, institutions, beliefs, and ideals might. After all: Truth is the most powerful force in the known universe.

So it’s probably back to slaying the evil human dragons under my REAL name, folks! Maybe I just need to raise my intellectual game here. Meanwhile: FUCK YOU ALL!

Black Devils

Blacks are stupid and evil. Their IQ and education levels are remarkably low, while their level of crime is shockingly high. They love political tyranny and slavery far more than any other group on earth. And they generally ruin every block, neighborhood, city, and country they take over.

And they’re appallingly and sickeningly bigoted, to boot. Their racism, sexism, homophobia, and anti-semitism FAR exceeds that of whites, yellows, browns, etc. And they have the raw-bone nerve to constantly complain about bigotry against THEM!

But whites are virtually all cowardly worms and lying insects who never mention this gigantic problem. So to all you verminous white Uncle Thomases out there, I say: You DESERVE to have your quality of life radically lowered by the hordes of dumb, slimy, biased jungle-bunnies you allow in your communities. So stop whining about the “barbarians at the gate” and “gorillas in the midst.”

(p.s. The above comment got me BANNED from Facebook yesterday! What can I say to all you 1.3 billion Facebook users and fans out there but a vigorous and heartfelt FUCK YOU ALL!)

Evil Stupid ObamaCare

Why the hell do they call it the “Affordable Care Act”? How the fuck can the gov’t add tons of layers of bureaucracy and red tape to medical care and then think it’ll be more affordable? How can our semi-commie gov’t add infinite rules and regulations to the health system without it then becoming far more inefficient and expensive? The fact is, the more Big Brother takes over, the more ObamaCare doctoring will become like the Post Office and the Department of Motor Vehicles. Everybody fucking knows that!

Once Leviathan takes over completely, it’ll be like the Soviet Union. Health care costs will go way UP, and medical quality will go way DOWN. People will get sick and die in droves. But evil, stupid Welfare State-loving Americans — who vote 99% for Republicans and Democrats, and only 1% for Libertarians — really DESERVE this upcoming horror. So DIE all you liberty-hating, slavery-loving bastards. Die, die, DIE!

Income Equality

American President Barack Obama, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio, and many other high political ignoramuses and lowlifes, have recently spent a lot of time talking about income inequality. But they ought to be talking about income JUSTICE. Or, at the least, income RAISES. Both of these are best achieved via laissez-faire capitalism or libertarianism or FREEDOM. The key point here is to finally and at long last get the gov’t to STOP fucking over the economy, and making everyone hideously poor thru Welfare Statist stupidity and depravity.

In our current conservative/progressive world of infinite lack of political knowledge — dominated by Keynesian, socialist dolts and devils like Joseph Stiglitz and Paul Krugman — the only solution people have to the supposed problem of wage inequality is REDISTRIBUTE THE WEALTH. In other words, Marxist-based ROBBERY. Evidently, in today’s Dark Age era, theft isn’t theft so long as: 1) the gov’t does it 2) for do-gooder reasons 3) via democracy. Nice! The greatest geniuses and saints at Harvard, Sanford, and Oxford all beleive this, here on The Planet Of The Apes. And if I was a hideous reptilian insect creature who thought with his sphincter, maybe I would think that too!

But I’m not and I don’t. Unlike the rest of you hopeless nightmare deviants, I have both a mind and a character. Read it and weep, vermin!

The simple reality is the growth of the middle class and the consequent diminution of income equality, ever since the Industrial Revolution of the 1700s, couldn’t go on forever. Probably the current situation of growing wealth inequality — ever since the 1970s or so in the West — is both NATURAL and FAIR. Maybe we all now increasingly live in an Age of Specialization whereby those of high skills get relatively better rewarded than before, and those of virtually NO skills, who don’t really use their brain on their job, now no longer get the cushy-type, union-type, fat salaries of the past, while mindlessly installing a single lug nut on the left rear wheel of a car at an automobile factory. That never made sense anyway!

However that may be, people today need to REJECT the evil social and political ideals of egalitarianism and democracy in favor of the far nobler goals of wealth and progress, as well as of liberty and justice for all.

Playing Robin Hood, robbing Peter to pay Paul, and redistributing the wealth isn’t the answer, folks! Coercive collectivism and self-sacrificial communism aren’t proper social and political ideals, you filthy, wretched, tyranny-loving, slavery-deserving, subhuman jackasses!

The Superbowl

I think the Superbowl is a marvelous and heroic attempt to obtain individual and collective greatness. I think sports in general is a wonderful alternative to, and viable substitution for, crime and war. Athletic competition civilizes us. Especially if you have chivalry, good sportsmanship, and a noble code of ethics. And the tremendous effort and challenge involved in sports uplifts us. Sports in general, and the Superbowl in particular, aim at human excellence, and even transcendence.

And none of that wretched “Judeo-Christian ethic” or ethos of self-sacrifice is involved. No horrific and ghastly altruism or selflessness. Because the fact is when you sacrifice your Sacred Self you destroy everyone on Earth! Too bad all the philosophers since Jesus have misunderstood this. The Superbowl has nothing to do with any of that individual-destroying rubbish, thank Zeus and Wotan. The only thing on display there is social cooperation for mutual profit, right next to aspirations for PERSONAL GREATNESS.

I was mostly rooting for a good game: an excellent athletic display, and a dynamic, heroic struggle. The reason-inventing Greeks called this an agon. I was rooting for longtime-great Peyton Manning (Denver Broncos) and outspoken, indomitable Richard Sherman (Seattle Seahawks).   

I think it’s interesting that the home states of both of these teams (Colorado and Washington) are the ONLY states out of 50 which have recently legalized marijuana. Maybe the karma of being slightly pro-freedom in our evil tyranny-loving world reflected back upon the football cities of Denver and Seattle, and then helped propel their relatively civilized fans and teams into the Superbowl.

Minimum Wage Monsters

Minimum wage laws are acts of TYRANNY. They tell the worker that he can’t work where he wants, and the owner can’t hire who he wants, because of some depraved, fatuous, “do-gooder” law. This is the ENSLAVEMENT of both.

Minimum wage laws tell the laborer and boss that they can’t negotiate wages freely — Big Brother is going to forcibly butt in. All good-hearted, sweet-tempered, kindly folk with soft smiles and gentle manners who favor minimum wage laws need to be lined up against the nearest wall and then ruthlessly machine-gunned until their brains are spattered all over that wall. Maybe THEN they’ll be able to think coherently and rationally about this political issue.

It’s outrageous that we’re all still seriously considering and debating this issue. Along with rent-control laws, which are also tyranny, this paycheck-raising phenomenon should have been intellectually crushed at least 50 years ago. At the least, people need to read chapter 19 of Economics in One Lesson by Henry Hazlitt (1978; available here free:

How absurd that people today think they can legislate prosperity. How pathetic and bizarre that people today think the gov’t can pass a law and make everyone rich. Gov’t, by definition, can only DESTROY wealth — not create it. Gov’t, buy its nature, can only DEPRESS the economy — not stimulate it. The intellectual and moral bankruptcy of mankind today is considerable.

Are people so irrational today in our current philosophical and cultural Dark Age that they think gov’t can pass a job-killing, money-burning law like this, and thus amend and improve upon the laws of economics? Do the vapid sheeple and decadent drones of today ALSO think Big Gov’t can repeal the laws of physics? Just how stupid and slimy ARE you people?


Planet of the Apes

I really do seem to be personally very different from all of the rest of you alleged human beings. It’s like I’m secretly stuck in The Twilight Zone version of Jim Carrey’s movie The Truman Show [1998]. Or else some unusually ghastly iteration of Keanu Reeve’s The Matrix [1999]. I tend to think of all of you as some type of subhuman, obnoxious insect-species who is utterly opposed to the philosophy and lifestyle of reason, and who lies with every word out of your reptilian mouths. You folks seem to have no notion of the concept of justice — and you don’t even CARE that you have this massive lacuna. Idealism, integrity, personal consistency, fair play for all, and political equal treatment are evidently all notions for pure fools, according to you people. So life here on Earth in the 21st century really is The Planet of the Apes for me. And all that’s left for me to do is sputter with impotent rage: “Take your stinkin’ paws offa me, you damn dirty apes!”

Our Stupid Evil Political System

Yesterday Obama addressed “the state of the union.” Well, it’s fine. The 50 states are QUITE unified and solidly tied together. But as for the state of our society — and especially our government — THAT’S pretty wretched.

Our American society, culture, and civilization is very inferior to what it was during The Enlightenment and Age of Reason period of the late 1700s. The 1800s was a period of slow-but-steady ideological and civilizational decline. And the entire West ended up massively decadent and depraved by 1914 and WWII. The spiritual essence of our world was pretty much captured by Edvard Munch’s 1893 painting The Scream, and T.S. Eliot’s 1925 poem The Hollow Men.

Such is the result of poor philosophy! Such is the result of philosophy which mostly rejects reason, individualism, and liberty! The resultant and derivative culture and civilization is dismal and miserable. No one is happy.

And such is also the result of poor political science. The welfare state is KILLING us. The stupid, slimy right-wing conservatives and left-wing progressives of today are ignorant and depraved to the point of infinity. To even WASTE MY TIME criticizing President Obama’s speech to Congress yesterday is an INSULT to every reader. And it gives those clowns and jackasses WAY more credit than they deserve.

If anyone wants to improve (as it were) “the state of the union” and our socio-economic and political system, try this:

  • repeal Social Security
  • repeal Medicare
  • repeal Medicaid
  • repeal all forms of government charity such as Unemployment Insurance, Welfare, Food Stamps, Aid to Dependent Children, Section 8 Housing, etc.
  • privatize the roads
  • privatize the schools
  • privatize the parks, fire departments, garbage disposal, water supplies, etc.
  • privatize Sallie Mae and Freddie Mac
  • privatize the Federal Reserve and all money/tender
  • get rid of cable TV monopolies
  • legalize drugs
  • legalize prostitution
  • legalize gambling
  • uncensor broadcast media, such as radio and TV
  • etc.

The above is called FREEDOM. Also Natural Law, libertarianism, capitalism, laissez-faire, individual rights, the rights of man, life/liberty/property/privacy, liberty and justice for all, live and let live. Anybody heard of it? Didn’t THINK so!

When it comes to political science, all you people are dumb and debauched to the point of INFINITY. You love and practice assault, criminality, tyranny, and slavery without remorse or limit. And you’re especially dedicated to enslaving ME.

God, oh god, do I hate the fucking guts of every single one of you! I need some REVENGE!

Liars, You’re All Liars

Every single one of you god-damned bastards are filthy, disgusting liars from hell. And I KNOW it. How can I tell when my (alleged) fellow man is lying? I watch for when your lips move. I watch for when your fingers type. These deductive techniques are FLAWLESS. 😉

I can spot a liar in about 30 seconds flat. I just ask him if he believes in “god.” About 90% of Americans will say yes. Then I ask him if whites are smarter than blacks. About 99% will say no. The number of people who are willing to tell the truth about these two issues is less than one in a thousand. So virtually anyone I meet — however ostensibly ingenious and saintly — is almost instantly identifiable as a fucking stupid, slimy liar from hell.

Oh, it’s at least possible that this “god” fellow does exist in some hidden redoubt of reality I know nothing about. It’s obscurely possible that all those IQ tests which try so hard to be accurate, just, and culturally neutral have, nevertheless, missed something. But not bloody likely! The evidence is simply overwhelming. Practically every known fact in the whole wide world indicates that god is FAKE and blacks are DUMB. And even though it’s blazingly obvious and virtually incontrovertible — all you people choose to lie about it anyway. Nice!

And you simply RADIATE malevolence and depravity when you do it. Any helpless, hapless, hopeless, mild-mannered fellow who dares to meekly suggest the truth about the above two issues is IMMEDIATELY slammed as being a Satan-worshiper and Hitler-lover — or worse! You people are PROUD to be hateful and malicious towards this morally good truth-seeker. For you, this raw depravity is nothing less than an act of VIRTUE.

You people are true vermin — ALL of you. I hate every last one of you, and I hope you all hideously suffer and DIE.


Why I Hate You All

Why do I hate the guts of every last one of you? Well now, let’s see. Because all of you are liars — and I’m not. Because all of you are hypocrites — and I’m not. Because all of you are scumbags from hell — and I’m certainly not.

Just take a look at English spelling. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Just take a look at the arrangement of the keys on the typewriter. Wrong, wrong, wrong. I can’t even compose this hyperbolic blog without being continually, painfully reminded what failures, losers, and monsters you all are! Continue reading