Planet of the Apes

I really do seem to be personally very different from all of the rest of you alleged human beings. It’s like I’m secretly stuck in The Twilight Zone version of Jim Carrey’s movie The Truman Show [1998]. Or else some unusually ghastly iteration of Keanu Reeve’s The Matrix [1999]. I tend to think of all of you as some type of subhuman, obnoxious insect-species who is utterly opposed to the philosophy and lifestyle of reason, and who lies with every word out of your reptilian mouths. You folks seem to have no notion of the concept of justice — and you don’t even CARE that you have this massive lacuna. Idealism, integrity, personal consistency, fair play for all, and political equal treatment are evidently all notions for pure fools, according to you people. So life here on Earth in the 21st century really is The Planet of the Apes for me. And all that’s left for me to do is sputter with impotent rage: “Take your stinkin’ paws offa me, you damn dirty apes!”


Our Stupid Evil Political System

Yesterday Obama addressed “the state of the union.” Well, it’s fine. The 50 states are QUITE unified and solidly tied together. But as for the state of our society — and especially our government — THAT’S pretty wretched.

Our American society, culture, and civilization is very inferior to what it was during The Enlightenment and Age of Reason period of the late 1700s. The 1800s was a period of slow-but-steady ideological and civilizational decline. And the entire West ended up massively decadent and depraved by 1914 and WWII. The spiritual essence of our world was pretty much captured by Edvard Munch’s 1893 painting The Scream, and T.S. Eliot’s 1925 poem The Hollow Men.

Such is the result of poor philosophy! Such is the result of philosophy which mostly rejects reason, individualism, and liberty! The resultant and derivative culture and civilization is dismal and miserable. No one is happy.

And such is also the result of poor political science. The welfare state is KILLING us. The stupid, slimy right-wing conservatives and left-wing progressives of today are ignorant and depraved to the point of infinity. To even WASTE MY TIME criticizing President Obama’s speech to Congress yesterday is an INSULT to every reader. And it gives those clowns and jackasses WAY more credit than they deserve.

If anyone wants to improve (as it were) “the state of the union” and our socio-economic and political system, try this:

  • repeal Social Security
  • repeal Medicare
  • repeal Medicaid
  • repeal all forms of government charity such as Unemployment Insurance, Welfare, Food Stamps, Aid to Dependent Children, Section 8 Housing, etc.
  • privatize the roads
  • privatize the schools
  • privatize the parks, fire departments, garbage disposal, water supplies, etc.
  • privatize Sallie Mae and Freddie Mac
  • privatize the Federal Reserve and all money/tender
  • get rid of cable TV monopolies
  • legalize drugs
  • legalize prostitution
  • legalize gambling
  • uncensor broadcast media, such as radio and TV
  • etc.

The above is called FREEDOM. Also Natural Law, libertarianism, capitalism, laissez-faire, individual rights, the rights of man, life/liberty/property/privacy, liberty and justice for all, live and let live. Anybody heard of it? Didn’t THINK so!

When it comes to political science, all you people are dumb and debauched to the point of INFINITY. You love and practice assault, criminality, tyranny, and slavery without remorse or limit. And you’re especially dedicated to enslaving ME.

God, oh god, do I hate the fucking guts of every single one of you! I need some REVENGE!

Liars, You’re All Liars

Every single one of you god-damned bastards are filthy, disgusting liars from hell. And I KNOW it. How can I tell when my (alleged) fellow man is lying? I watch for when your lips move. I watch for when your fingers type. These deductive techniques are FLAWLESS. 😉

I can spot a liar in about 30 seconds flat. I just ask him if he believes in “god.” About 90% of Americans will say yes. Then I ask him if whites are smarter than blacks. About 99% will say no. The number of people who are willing to tell the truth about these two issues is less than one in a thousand. So virtually anyone I meet — however ostensibly ingenious and saintly — is almost instantly identifiable as a fucking stupid, slimy liar from hell.

Oh, it’s at least possible that this “god” fellow does exist in some hidden redoubt of reality I know nothing about. It’s obscurely possible that all those IQ tests which try so hard to be accurate, just, and culturally neutral have, nevertheless, missed something. But not bloody likely! The evidence is simply overwhelming. Practically every known fact in the whole wide world indicates that god is FAKE and blacks are DUMB. And even though it’s blazingly obvious and virtually incontrovertible — all you people choose to lie about it anyway. Nice!

And you simply RADIATE malevolence and depravity when you do it. Any helpless, hapless, hopeless, mild-mannered fellow who dares to meekly suggest the truth about the above two issues is IMMEDIATELY slammed as being a Satan-worshiper and Hitler-lover — or worse! You people are PROUD to be hateful and malicious towards this morally good truth-seeker. For you, this raw depravity is nothing less than an act of VIRTUE.

You people are true vermin — ALL of you. I hate every last one of you, and I hope you all hideously suffer and DIE.

Why I Hate You All

Why do I hate the guts of every last one of you? Well now, let’s see. Because all of you are liars — and I’m not. Because all of you are hypocrites — and I’m not. Because all of you are scumbags from hell — and I’m certainly not.

Just take a look at English spelling. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Just take a look at the arrangement of the keys on the typewriter. Wrong, wrong, wrong. I can’t even compose this hyperbolic blog without being continually, painfully reminded what failures, losers, and monsters you all are! Continue reading

Torture and Kill

Why the hell do almost all of you stupid bastards believe in god? Why the hell do almost all of you stupid bastards believe in the welfare state? Why the hell do almost all of you stupid bastards believe in self-sacrifice? What’s WRONG with you, you miserable scumbags? I wish I could figure out an efficacious way to torture and kill every last one of you!

Fuck You All

I hate the guts of every last one of you, and I hope you all DIE.  But only after you’ve been slow-tortured. You’re all vermin, noxious insects, and despicable monsters from hell who invite and merit nothing but loathing, revulsion, and rage. You have no right to live on my beautiful planet, and I wish to hell you’d get the fuck off. To repeat: I hate the guts of every last one of you, and I hope you all DIE.