Why do I hate the guts of every last one of you? Well now, let’s see. Because all of you are liars — and I’m not. Because all of you are hypocrites — and I’m not. Because all of you are scumbags from hell — and I’m certainly not.
Just take a look at English spelling. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Just take a look at the arrangement of the keys on the typewriter. Wrong, wrong, wrong. I can’t even compose this hyperbolic blog without being continually, painfully reminded what failures, losers, and monsters you all are!
Fuck Every Last One Of You! 